#Gemini doesn’t need “fixing”. Instead, they need to get away from people who keep telling them they’re broken!
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
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I was not expecting that ending.
what the fuck just happened
they fucking wrecked did u not see
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“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.
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instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
Where can I sign up for this?
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| ✩ = You’re my tumblr crush. | |
| ♡ = I love your tumblr. | |
| ✄ = I love you. | |
| ✾ = I want to fuck you. | |
| ♘ = You’re hot. | |
| ☁ = You’re beautiful. | |
| ☂ = You check out my blog. | |
| ♕ = You inspire me. | |
| ♔ = I wish we talked. | |
| ☯ = I wish we were friends in real life. | |
| ✖ = You’re ugly. | |
| ☢ = I don’t like you. | |
| ✡ = I hate you. | |
| ☠: | Your blog sucks, bitch. |
my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
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lets play a game called point out the high kid
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My fave is Winston
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